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Mixing sex with Dumb and Dumber -esque humor, Candy tells the tale of exceedingly beautiful and hilariously naive young woman named Candy Christian who seems to be always on the verge of losing her virginity in quintessential porno-movie fashion—first to a sexy gardener, then a door-to-door salesman, then her leering uncle! At eleven-thirty that night, Candy had another bath—a bubble bath this time steeped with pine-fragrance crystals—and put on the black nightgown she had bought for the occasion. Finally, a fresh application of Tabu, and, by five minutes to midnight, she was in her bed, the lamp a glowing rose, and soft music purring from the radio. Candy lay stretched on the bed, the veritable picture of provocation, her blond hair spread like golden flames across the silken rose-lit pillow, and the black shimmering nightgown clinging to her body which lay with a slight reptilian curve, lush at the breast and thigh, lithe and willowy along the waist and limbs. The gardener stared in amazement; it was too much like a movie or a folktale for him to fully believe, as the lovely girl stretched out her arms, half closed-eyed, whispering:.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Age: 24. I have a flirtatious nature, I love seducing. I'm kinky and open-minded. With me you will forget about your stressful job. I'll make you relax. Everything in my body is natural. I have a pretty face and beautiful brown eyes. You will never forget our time together, you'll want more and more.
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Kate Mara. Age: 29. Gentle, affectionate, very passionate ... I am waiting for an adequate, clean man to visit ... A lot of pleasures and unforgettable impressions await you!
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Candy is a novel written by Maxwell Kenton, the pseudonym of Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg , who wrote it in collaboration for the "dirty book" publisher Olympia Press , which published the novel as part of its "Traveller's Companion" series. Terry Southern and I wrote Candy for the money. He was in Switzerland, I was in Paris.